sweetcornvevo:

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i miss the old nicki minaj

(via ruinedchildhood)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via firstofficerwatson)

  • job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
  • job interviewer: ok

officialunitedstates:

rythian-ender-born:

officialunitedstates:

the articles of confederation

only 1790s kids will get this

I’m a 1990’s kid and I get this.

no you dont

(via officialunitedstates)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via tumboner)

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

(via i-suck-dick)

  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
whitestuffknowslimits:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU

whitestuffknowslimits:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU

(via artistic--anarchy)

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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(via thestrawhatpenguin)

teamrocketing:

having friends who like each other more than they like you

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(via dutchster)