Just laugh :D
GUyS I AM DYING SOMeONE SEND HELP
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST IN MY LIFE
IM PISSING MYSELF
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someone didn’t think this through.Laughed for like 3 days.
(via saber-class-penguin)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i suppose youre wondering why ive gathered you all here today
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bitch i might be
( ͡°_ʖ ͡°) who the fuck invited you
ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ʔ hey guys whats happening
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This is probably one of the most realest shit I’ll ever post. This is a soldier reading a childrens’ storybook to his child over Skype…
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I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
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askswiftrift-darkmist-and-jay:
Already have and always will
Always will
I am surprised at the lack of notes this has
come on tumblr!
Of course.
I always did.
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The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
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Five facts about reading:
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
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when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(via foreveralone-lyguy)
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.
Obama and I do share a more profound bond
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