- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
- Britain: What?
- News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
- News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
- News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
- Britain: Erm.
- News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
While Gaga was walking around an airport she suddenly stopped and saw this little chinese girl.
She knew something about this little girl was special the minute she saw her! Gaga took a look at her hand and smiled.
She then got closer to the little girl and whispered in her ear “One day, you’ll be giving me manicures!”
Then Gaga walked away, very pleased with her decision.
so i was watching narnia the other day and i had to pause
all my fandoms have something in common and that something is
THEN I COULD BE LIKE “YO GURT”