July 2012
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
That sad moment when you walk in a mall and you see sweet couples along the way.
Inside you’re like:
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June 2012
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
- Britain: What?
- News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
- News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
- News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
- Britain: Erm.
- News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
A Little Story.
While Gaga was walking around an airport she suddenly stopped and saw this little chinese girl.
She knew something about this little girl was special the minute she saw her! Gaga took a look at her hand and smiled.
She then got closer to the little girl and whispered in her ear “One day, you’ll be giving me manicures!”
Then Gaga walked away, very pleased with her decision.
The End.
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so i was watching narnia the other day and i had to pause
all my fandoms have something in common and that something is
- gay
WHAT IF SOMEONES NAME WAS GURT
THEN I COULD BE LIKE “YO GURT”
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
noo handlebars
no han-
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
